Spam Me!

23 11 2009

Just starting my blog, I cannot help but notice my spam que. At slightly lower than my visits (38), I wish more people would spam me, as It is at 0. Do spammers realise there is no point spamming me as noone will read their useless crap. I dont mind spam at the moment. Even if it does get through, it will raise my comments up. If my blog ever gets more views (highly unlikely), spam will annoy me. But for right now, the only worthwhile thing I have realised by typing this waste of your time, is that I need you to  spam me. I don’t think you’ll ever get a chance like this again. When else can you advertise pointless goods that nobody with a below average IQ will beleive. Spam your heart out.


-Working For Beer-


Favourite Things to Do In Class, First 10

22 11 2009

Don’t complain too much about school. Everybody has served there time there, or will. For those unlucky enough to be serving a sentence, we havent forgotten you. Taken off for some unknown crime to study French. No worse punishment in existence. So for those in school (University, Kindergarten, If you can already read) , we have compiled a list of things that will brighten your day.

1 Bring a sleeping bag and pillow to class with you. Use them.

2 During math class, correct the teacher every time they misspell “pi”

3 When the professor asks a question jump up and down going “I know I know!” or “Pick Me!” Until they choose you. Say either “I forgot” or “I was Just Stretching”

4 If they take the Roll, correct them on the pronunciation of your name about 16 (or more) times. Be Creative. (ex: the ‘A’ in James is silent.)

5 Bring the Professor Applesauce. Say it’ll be easier on their False Teeth.

6 Bring popcorn, chips or soda. Ask when the Movie is going to start.

7 Also with the items from no 6, Complain how the trained animal shows just arn’t what they used to be. Throw the popcorn or chips at the Teacher.

8 Hide meat under the Teachers Desk. Bring your dog To school.

9 Come to school with a pipe. Sit at the front and after everything he says say “Quite Right old Chap”

10 After every sentence the teacher says exclaim WOW!

These are only the first ten of 27 (with more being added continuously) If you find this sparks your imagination, visit the full list.

-Working For Beer-

Favourite Things To Do In a Lift, First 10.

21 11 2009

Since I’ve just started, and people have yet to look at my (Much more in depth) pages, I’ve decided to give a taster of the page Things To Do In A Lift. The real page has over 40 outrageous things. For any who are going to try these, I salute you. I sincerely doubt that the people in the elevator do.

1 Show off your karate skills to the other passengers.

Introduce to people your invisible friend.

3 When the lift is crowded and it starts moving complain about your violent air sickness.

4 When the doors close announce to the other passengers, Dont Panic! They Open Aqain!

5 Play Peek-a Boo! With the other passengers

6 Place a box in the corner and make the sounds ‘tick, tick, tick’. Or just put a clock in it.

7 Meditate in the middle of the elevator

8 Start Arguing with yourself.

9 Start A Sing Along with the other passengers!

10 Crouch down in the corner with your hands covering your eyes muttering “they’re after me”

-Working For Beer-